Since we shouldn't waste things in this bad economy, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire. Would you like to meet my friend Master Bates (masturbates)? (Looking at a girls ass) Where does this bus go anyway? I dont care that u used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat! Boy: Spell Me Girl: M E Boy: You forgot the D Girl: There is no D in me.
Because you can jack it when we get back to my place" I call my dick the truth because bitches can't handle it Were you conceived on a sofa? You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 5. Hey baby, i was wondering if you got enough sun today because I am trying to give you some vitamin D! Come in the house and take off ur coat, open ur mouth and let me coat the back of that throat! " Is your dad a carnie (carnival worker) Because I want you sit to on my face while I try to guess your weight.
You got the three things that I want in a woman, Big nips hips and lips. Cause you can come position yourself on my face." Do you like dragons? I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock! Why pay when you can't get this footling for free Do you handle chickens because you look like you'd be good with cocks Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out? Cause I'm about to bend Jehovah and let you witness this dick. First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations. I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face. My magical watch says you're not wearing any panties...oh, you are? "I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in? I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from. (What Funeral) The one where MY BALLZ drop dead in your mouth I'm not a dick in real life, but I'll play one in your vagina tonight! Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory. I'm not skinny, I'm ribbed for your her pleasure Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls. I would tell you a joke about my penis...its too long ;) I forgot my blow job at your house, can i come over and get it? The last woman I was with said, "Kiss me where it stinks." So, I drove her to New Jersey. (I guess) Good, 'cause Imma tape this dick to your forehead so you CDs nuts Are you going to that funeral? If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free. I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet. If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?